"Knob" is a cheeky insult for someone who's being stupid or irritating — very British banter.If something is "doing your head in," it's driving you mad — think loud chewing or endless traffic."I'm gutted" means deeply upset — often after your football team loses or plans fall through."Chuffed" is a happy British word for being proud or delighted about something."Leg it!" means "Run for it!" — often used when escaping rain, trouble, or a bad date."Gobsmacked" literally means "so surprised your gob (mouth) is smacked shut.""Cheeky" is playful naughtiness — as in "a cheeky pint" or "a cheeky grin.""Skint" means you're completely out of cash — payday can't come soon enough."Naff" means tasteless or unfashionable — like socks with sandals or a fake designer bag."Bloody" adds emphasis to almost anything — "bloody cold," "bloody brilliant," or "bloody mess."If something's "dodgy," it's shady — like a dodgy deal, dodgy kebab, or dodgy Wi-Fi.Brits say "I fancy him/her" to mean "I like them romantically.""Knackered" means completely worn out — perfect after a long day's work.If something's been "nicked," it's been stolen — or if you're "nicked," you've been arrested.To be "brassed off" means you've had enough — classic mild British irritation."Bob's your uncle" means "there you go" or "easy as that" — a cheerful phrase of assurance.A cute abbreviation for "umbrella" — "Don't forget your brolly, it's raining!""Loo" is the British way to say "toilet" — polite and very common."Taking the mickey" means teasing or mocking someone — gently or sarcastically."Chuffed to bits" is the ultimate British happiness — pure, polite joy.In the UK, "fit" means someone looks hot — not just gym-ready."Stop faffing about!" means stop wasting time and get on with it."Rubbish" can mean literal trash — or just something terrible, like "That film was rubbish."To "have beef" or "beefing" means to argue — borrowed from London street slang."All sorted!" means everything's under control — problem solved, job done."Miffed" means mildly upset — the politest kind of irritation."Snog" is a proper British word for making out — often heard in teen comedies.A "gobby" person just can't stop talking — and usually says too much.Describes someone who's in high spirits or very active."Ta" is a casual, friendly way to say "thanks" — especially in Northern England."Let's get some nosh" means "Let's grab something to eat."If someone's "minted," they've got loads of money — think lottery winners."Stop waffling" means stop rambling and get to the point.A "kerfuffle" is a chaotic disagreement or commotion — very British understatement.A common British insult — definitely not polite, but very common in casual speech."You're barmy!" means "You're mad!" — but usually said in a fond, joking way.In British slang, "That's pants!" means "That's awful!" — not "trousers.""Mate" is the ultimate British friendship term — casual, warm, and everywhere.Means facing something difficult with courage — "I bit the bullet and went to the dentist."Brits say "That's proper coffee!" or "a proper meal" to mean something real or high-quality.You scored 0 out of 40You scored 1 out of 40You scored 2 out of 40You scored 3 out of 40You scored 4 out of 40You scored 5 out of 40You scored 6 out of 40You scored 7 out of 40You scored 8 out of 40You scored 9 out of 40You scored 10 out of 40You scored 11 out of 40You scored 12 out of 40You scored 13 out of 40You scored 14 out of 40You scored 15 out of 40You scored 16 out of 40You scored 17 out of 40You scored 18 out of 40You scored 19 out of 40You scored 20 out of 40You scored 21 out of 40You scored 22 out of 40You scored 23 out of 40You scored 24 out of 40You scored 25 out of 40You scored 26 out of 40You scored 27 out of 40You scored 28 out of 40You scored 29 out of 40You scored 30 out of 40You scored 31 out of 40You scored 32 out of 40You scored 33 out of 40You scored 34 out of 40You scored 35 out of 40You scored 36 out of 40You scored 37 out of 40You scored 38 out of 40You scored 39 out of 40You scored 40 out of 40
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Think you've mastered English? Think again, mate. British slang is a whole different language equal parts charming, confusing, and downright hilarious. From "knackered" to "dodgy" "chuffed" to 'taking the mickey," this quiz will test whether you can actually decode what Brits are on about. Most non-Brits fail miserably, but even locals get tripped up by a few of these. So grab a cuppa, sit your bum down, and see if you can tell your "brolly" from your "loo." Don't be a wally - give it a go and see if you're proper British or just having a laugh!